la vie boheme.

i am three years behind in my math homework

(Source: frowl)

HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT

(Source: g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s)

herspanic:

please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house 

• My sister: doesn't cancer mostly effect old people?
• My mum: I was in my 20's when I got cancer
• Me: Hazel was 13 when she was diagnosed *sobs*
• Mum: *rolls eyes* not again

harry-needs-his-compass:

indecentboyfriends:

fffightoffyourdemons:

if i’m not allowed to think they’re gay, you’re not allowed to think they’re straight. 

but we’re all allowed to think they’re stupid right?

Always

(Source: stupidstagram)

buttlicked:

*touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident.

stylinsecret:

the year is 2072 liam stops his rocking chair “oh shit i forgot about my youtube channel”

whydoihavetobesomekindofhero:

buck-barnes:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

I have to do this to someone who constantly talks about triggering stuff… and it’s because he thinks that people only do it for attention.. even when he knows the shit I’ve been through…

(Source: joan-watson)

vriksaserket:

someone called me fat today at school because i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backpack and kept eating

(Source: rnilkbreath)

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST